Thanks to My “Competitors”

Hi to my jealous, f**ktard “competitors” who have reported my blog (AGAIN) to the TGA (Therapeutic Goods Administration), alleging that it is not compliant with their advertising regulations in Australia.

You are anonymous and cowardly. I don’t know who you are, but I feel sorry for you, having to live with your sorry-ass resentment-filled selves.

This time, there is no specificity in your complaint, so I don’t even know where to look in my blog for problems.

So the awesome outcome of that problem, is that you are forcing me to do an edit of over 650 of my web pages. Each of which, while I’m there, I’ll enjoy SEOing the hell out of.. AGAIN. It’s always good to spend a little extra time on website maintenance, making yourself prettier to a googlebot. Thanks for the push to my mini-makeover.

So whatever you’re trying to do to me, due to your jealousy of my SEO and goodness knows what else,  you are actually making it worse for yourself, as my SEO will improve because of the time you are forcing me to devote to this crap.

The bots are going to love my latest effort. Thankyou, fools.

Why don’t you concentrate on your own business for a change, stop wasting your time focusing on mine. Lose the jealousy and get your eyes on the endgame, which for you, most logically, would be acquiring new patients. If you think reporting my website is going to help you with achievement of this endgame, you’re as stupid as your actions suggest.

The thing that frustrates me the most about you idiots, is that I am not even your competitor, because it is my cosmetic medical information business that I am trying to grow, not a bricks and mortar one, like yours. My competitors are not cosmetic doctors, but other web content creators.

You are choosing the wrong target, but you’re too stupid to know it. I have enough patients…

Go compete with an actual competitor, you born gronks.

“What is jealousy but a reflection of your own failures?” Michael Connolly

ps what kind of loser of a cosmetic doctor/nurse would have the motivation to report someone in December, cosmetic medicine’s busiest and most taxing time of year. You really should have better things to do: go inject some ***** and *********




  1. I says:

    Dr Naomi, so sorry to hear about this crap but I’m glad you’ve written about it.. Haters gonna hate. They obviously are so blown away by what you do and so jealous, it just kills some people with jealousy when they see how totes awesome you are and how they can never be you, or have what you have. Humans are strange and can be amazingly dysfunctional with jealously..

    I have this awesome picture on my fridge of a gym hottie lifting weights and there’s a bit at the bottom where it says dear enemies, haters, and jealous biyatches – I have so much more for you to be mad at…please be patient! So keep on being awesome Dr Naomi and stick it to the haters :)

    December 12th, 2013 at 11:45 am

  2. AC says:

    ^^ well said, I!

    Dr N, the reason you don’t know where in your blog to look for problems is because there aren’t any. F*** those idiots – if they have to stoop to sabotage (again, *rolleyes*), they know deep down they’re useless f***wits and will never be able to succeed on their own talent/skill. Face it: they’ve tried this before and you’re still leading the field.

    Also, someone dumb enough to not realise that you’re not their competitor must be making other, stupid mistakes in their everyday practice – this will come back to haunt them and their business.

    Someone who is really amazing has no competitors… that person is YOU. You’re in a league of your own and others can only struggle to keep up. You know it. We know it. And THEY know it.

    December 13th, 2013 at 9:30 am

  3. Dr Naomi says:

    Thanks I, I really appreciate your comment.
    I thought of taking this rant of a post down, because I was a bit embarrassed after writing it, and I don’t like to dwell on the negative or be a constant whinger.
    But it is December (the beauty service industry’s busiest and most trying month) and I’m exhausted. I was able to control myself the first time I was reported to TGA, but after it happened a second time, it just pushed me over the edge. And getting real is what a blog is all about…
    Also, obviously these douchebags stalk my blog and will read the post, and I wanted them to see what their actions have caused, which is to force me to spend days in my holidays improving my blog. If they’d left me the hell alone, I would have been happy spending that time watching a marathon of “Orange is the New Black”.
    Christine McQueen thinks it was the Polo photos which brought out the hate again, which is an interesting perspective. I wonder if it’s true.
    Such a good point about humans being strange and dysfunctional with jealousy. It is a big shame.

    December 13th, 2013 at 11:02 am

  4. Dr Naomi says:

    LOLing hard at your fabulous December potty mouth! It is about as out of character for you as it is for me. Love it.
    Delighted by your idea that they will be making other stupid mistakes. What a logical progression of thought (that I didn’t manage to make, so thanks for sharing it!)
    Jealousy is like a thought cancer, ie the jealous thoughts overtake and crowd out the room for more useful thoughts.
    What surprises me is that the severity of their jealousy was so intense, that it made them go out of their way to take action against me. I find this creepy.
    I have always thought that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others. The main reason is that it is impossible, the second is that it’s fruitless.
    ps you are too kind about me, but thanks:)

    December 13th, 2013 at 11:54 am

  5. Dr AT says:

    OMG! Not again. What is wrong with this profession? LOVE your “jealousy is like a thought cancer” comment…so true!
    Let’s hope it’s terminal…gosh, did I say that? A little bitchy for me, but there’s gotta be a KARMA BUS coming their way..

    LOVE that you’re using to improve your SEO!! What a great way to turn a negative into a positive..are you reading this..whoever you’re a complete loser and no matter what you do to harass Dr Naomi, she’s always going to keep on winning! So go on and GET A F****NG LIFE!

    Keep laughing DrN…all the way to the bank, the moon and the stars! xxx

    February 8th, 2014 at 8:13 am

  6. Dr Naomi says:

    Hi Dr AT,
    LOL, yes let’s hope it’s terminal. You get my rage.
    Yeah, our profession are as bizarre as they look…
    Thanks so much for your words. I’d imagine you’d have your haters too. If I was that way inclined, I could almost hate you with your stunning clinic with its freaking Hammams. I want one and am dying of jealousy!!! So fabulous… Thought of you last night as I went to a Galderma event, and they had one of your “competitors” presenting.(in inverted commas, because I assume that you don’t really have any!!!)
    Seriously, last night, the freaks were out, it was awesome. I used to think the Qld injectors took the cake, but I now accept that Sydneysiders sit on that freaky throne.
    At the event, I was sitting there wondering whether the people reporting me are ones who are nice to my face. I didn’t dwell on it, because it’s too creepy to think about.
    OMG, but someone there last night gave me an awesome idea. I’m doing a “Hottie of the Week, Medical Edition!” YOU HAVE TO BE IN IT!!! Pretty please….
    I’m not going to Cosmetex this year, am going to CPSA/plastics instead.
    Sorry, I’ve turned this comment into a personal message. Oh well
    PS I think I might change to your College too.
    Love Love xxx

    February 12th, 2014 at 7:56 am

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